Is there any I could get a glass of water?"[waiter] There is no way.. I toss and turn many a night trying to think up some way some how I could get glasses of water to costomers but I keep coming up empty... Legend has it there was a waiter here many years ago.. who had figured out a way to do just that but he is long gone and with him the secret. It had something to do with a glass rack and a faucet but no one has been able to put the pieces together so I must say no there is no way. HOW I WISH THERE WAS A WAY! ! ! . Brian Regan
Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.
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Dr. Seuss
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
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Horace Walpole
Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel.
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Jean Racine
Life is a drama full of tragedy and comedy. You should learn to enjoy the comic episodes a little more.
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Jeannette Walls
Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.
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Eric Idle
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Is there any I could get a glass of water?"[waiter] There is no way.. I toss and turn many a night trying to think up some way some how I could get glasses of water to costomers but I keep coming up empty... Legend has...
